BENALIA- The powerful Phyrexian overlord took matters into his own hands Saturday morning after growing tired of his Inner Circle's centuries of failures in killing Urza Planeswalker, and hosted a bake sale to commemorate the new cookie-making establishment called "Rebbec's Tasty Treats." The cookies are embedded with tracking devices that the Lord hopes will map out a pattern to lead him to the planeswalker, using cookie cutters in the likeness of people close to him such as Ratepe, Tawnos, Radiant Archangel (extra crispy), Jhoira, Teferi, and Rayne in an attempt to draw in acquaintences of Urza, although the Rayne cookies' heads kept breaking off. Business has been successful, if not somewhat one-sided. "I like to chomp chomp chomp the Barrin cookies. Sweet, sweet revenge." A negator rattled.
"These Xantcha cookies are so tasty. No crumb can go to waste!" A sleeper agent savored, scooping up all the grains off of her cloak.
It has been confirmed that a few human patrons have stopped in at the shop, but none could vouch for the quality of the cookies as black oil bled out of their eyes and mouth until they died.
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