EIGANJO CASTLE- Lord Konda was left once again pondering his daughter's whereabouts monday morning when it was discovered that the immense weight of the guilt placed on her by her father's embarrassingly self-destructive rule had moved her to request another kidnapping at the hands of handsome outlaw Toshiro Umezawa. "I don't know why she must always be the kidnapped! Her cell very nice!" Lord Konda angrily weighed in, referring to her imprisonment at his hands. Lord Konda's popularity dropped sharply twenty years ago after he sacrificed the peace, welfare, and happiness of his kingdom for 'total power,' though over what remains to be seen, and news that Michiko is galavanting with the rogue Umezawa has further marred his reputation. Masako refused to comment, requesting not to appear on any humor blogs. Takeno chortled when asked when Michiko might return.
"I just want to be freeeeeeeeeeeee as the wind blows!" Michiko then sang, gliding by on a giant moth.
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