Jhoira Unhappy About Court Date, Puts 4 Time Counters On It

TOLARIA- Time tinkerer Jhoira has expressed disinterest in a recent jury summons by giving the case suspend, effectively putting off the date until a future time. "It's not that I don't want to go, it's just that I don't have time!" The Ghitu native said with a sly grin. When asked why she could not have simply appealed the jury duty summons, her response was flippant. "Here on Tolaria, we believe in solving problems by taking the most disastrous route possible. If we can jostle the fabric of time, why shouldn't we?" Jhoira remarked that isolation on the island for ten years after a deadly temporal disaster ravaged the mysterious academy gave her a sense of expertise about the dangers of manipulating time. Even still, she continued to addle with a gaping rift. "I'm very excited next week to see how Teferi's phasing experiments have come along!" She added. The remainder of the interview was cut short when a reporter was intercepted by a super fast time bubble, allowing him to spawn ten generations of descendants before they were killed by a Phyrexian Negator.