CABAL CITY- After a stunning display last weekend, voters have named Chainer the latest winner of Otaria's Got Talent, earning him a performance before the goddess Karona in the coming weeks. Chainer's unique and terrifying dementia summoning bedazzled and terrified human and dwarven spectators alike, leading to rave responses. He successfully won over a tough jugding panel week after week, consisting of Krosan protector Seton, Empress Llawan, and the Cabal Patriarch. "I was disinclined to vote for him because of Cabal's barbaric ways, but the nightmares he summoned just outclass my horse's ass archery any day. As a centaur, my species' stereotypical archetype defines that I am stern but noble and respecting of others after displays of eptitude, so I could not vote against him. I could not vote against anyone." Seton conceded. "Glub glub glib glub blorp." Llawan added. The Patriarch sent the remaining runners up to the death pits in order to procure more black mana.
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