RATH-The first evincar of the gateway plane received a shocking surprise Thursday morning when the secretive inner circle under Yawgmoth's council threw him a birthday party. Festivities included a feast of flesh and a carnival of souls, followed by drunken ravings about their named foe Urza Planeswalker. "Nobody ever cares when it's my birthday. Usually I dine alone!" The evincar rejoiced, despite reportedly being entirely unconvinced that the event wasn't somehow a trap. "Not every day can be about forced subordination and cutthroat politics." Circle member Craog pointed out with a tongue in cheek. Among the gifts Davvol received were ill gotten gains, a mana leech, several Phyrexian broodlings, bottled scent of nightshade, a coupon for a minor compleation procedure, and some caltrops.
Davvol was led to his death upon the end of the night.
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