EARTH- It has now been 15 years since a beginning Magic: The Gathering player's Floral Spuzzem attacked and went unblocked, and it has been learned that the creature has still not chosen an artifact to destroy. "I think it should get rid of the Bronze Horse. That seems to me to be the biggest threat." The presiding judge collected, patiently monitoring the match. "But it could surprise us with a decision to get rid of a black mana battery. This guy has two out after all." When asked if the players miss the outside world, they simply shrugged and divulged that they have been able to complete schooling as normal and even go on occasional dates, but have never left the game for more than three hours, lest they miss the Spuzzem's ultimately not so crucial decision. Visitors frequently ask what the hold up is, until they discover the Spuzzem has a lot of factors to consider.
Meanwhile, Stangg is still looking for his twin.
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