RAVNICA - Whilst bumming around the city of guilds, Jace Beleren took the opportunity for yet another photo-op, posing for what will likely be a fifth alternate artwork for his card in two years. "He's dropping out of books, all over magazines, everywhere in card games, and even on the internet. He has a duty as a planeswalker, but he seems too caught up in the fame, which is distracting and unfair to those who support him, and especially to those who have to put up with him." Griped a dauntless dourbark.
"The bradywalkers all just think it's a big game. Gone are the days where you had to work hard to get recognized at all, toiling away at clever phrases that might make flavor text. Now you can just take up some poncey pose and BAM, you have your own card. Eight or ten copies, too, for whenever a new promotional strikes Wizards' fancy." Comedienne Jaya Ballard raved, who has not been seen since the mending of the rifts. Despite this outcry, Jace says he is unfazed and continues to use his signature pout when appearing at important events or performing spellcasting.
Jace is rumored to be posing nude in an upcoming Playgirl spread, dubbed "Fact or Fiction."
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