URBORG- Gamestaller Desolation Angel filed a harassment report Friday morning after experiencing more inappropriate touching from a spectral evincar, a habit that she says is creating a hostile work environment. She demonstrated how he would tenderly run the back of his forefinger along her jawline. "Each time he promises it's the last time. I don't know what he sees. My bosom is a barren, desolate place, there is nothing to be desired, not even if you pay the kicker cost." She said, dismayed, proceeding to blow up an island. Lord Yawgmoth dismissed the claim, sternly telling her she should not dress in such an immodest and unbecoming manner. "The low-cut armor dressing and vulture headpiece are clearly articles of clothing that suggest invitation." The Lord stated. "Crovax still has the needs of men. She's the only one currently around who can fulfill his fetish for white/black-aligned angels." The Divine One elaborated. "There are only a handful in all of magic."
The dismissal could not be contested as Lord Yawgmoth had then become a giant purple cloud of death.
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