ULGROTHA- Serra, the angelic planeswalker herself, made a rare public appearance to make a case for the long-maligned Magic expansion, Homelands, Friday morning. With advocates, avatars, angels, heralds, avengers, inquisitors, liturgies, sphinxes, paladins, and zealots at her disposal, she rarely has need to make an in-person statement, especially one not in an Urza-related flashback. Still, she felt she had an important message to convey."Homelands is deceptively simple. It's about the homelands." She started, inspiring a small cheer from the Anaba and Sengir regions of the court, but prompting mutterings elsewhere. "It might not be Ravnica, but we must be thankful we didn't get the all-time low cards of Magic, such as "Sorrow's Path," "North Star," and "Wood Elemental." We are grateful. Feroz and I have fought valiantly for this land that is not obscure, but rather unknown to the busy dominarian people. I strive day in and day out for its perfection, and feel it will soon be cleansed of all black mana." she continued, losing support from the vampires. "Red and blue mana too. And green. White mana is all we need, as it is the vessel that breathes perfection. So I urge you, please take a look at your white homelands cards and start putting them back in your modern libraries."
Ihsan's Shade took a moment to share some words of reflection with us. "Serra is not capable of promoting a wholesome message without her inner zeal bursting out into mono-white preaching. Does she know there are only twelve white cards in Homelands? The only reason she's trying to gain interest in the homelands is because she's unhappy that she died in such a terrible, all but forgotten set." Serra failed to refute long-standing comparisons to the evil Lord Yawgmoth, who has also owned an artificial plane that was intentionally wiped of all but one color of mana.
The town meeting ended with an An-Havva folk dance.
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