Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Ingenious Thief Not So Ingenious


THREE KINGDOMS LAND- Authorities are questioning a man who tried to escape the royal palace through a tower window Tuesday morning; onlookers described the stunt as "ingenious." Unfortunately for the man, he lost control of his magic carpet escape vehicle several seconds after, hitting a dumpster. A noblewoman recounted her harrowing experience with the man.
"He looked at my hand! I thought he was after my jewelry," She said, flashing a mox emerald, "but he didn't take anything! Oh it was horrible!" 
Attorneys say they will look into changing the man's card name to "imprisoned thief," perhaps with another ability.

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