Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Study Reveals Memory Generally Bad Among Magic Folk

THE MULTIVERSE- An arsenal of memory-related spells is not helping fight the battle against degenerative mental illnesses, doctors say. "It's bad enough when you have people like the Cabal surgeons chopping people up into bits and putting some of them back together, but then you have a whole slew of spells designed specifically for screwing with people's memory, including sluices, fadings, shreddings, vanishings, erosions, lapses, and plunders, to name a few." the doctor elaborated. He added that they are causing all sorts of other problems such as ungiven gifts, mana leaks, mind rots, and extreme difficulty in attaining ancestral recall. He noted that for some reason money helped in most cases of the latter, and implores the generally community to stay away from anything even vaguely wheel-like. 

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