Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Hurkyl Announces Recall on All -50 AR Model Dragon Engines

TERISIA- In a decision that will likely affect the already stripped out economy of Dominaria, sorceress Hurkyl has demanded a recall on all Dragon Engines made before -50 AR, citing an 'inherent ethical conflict' resulting in the genocide of thousands who oppose Fallaji leader Mishra. There have already been several reports confirming this defect. Urza of Kroog has announced that his dragon engine will be sent to distant Mercadia, where it will be dismantled and spawn a religion centered around its valuable pieces until they will be retrieved at a later time.
"Those Terisians have been playing the part of bureaucrat from up in their Ivory Towers for far too long. Fortunately we will deal with them soon." Praetor Gix commented. Hurkyl was promptly killed by arrow fire.

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