OTARIA- Citizens of the island continent are still reeling after being transformed into 3/3 Argothian Swine due to an errant wish of Mirari "The Party Starter" 's last owner, a bleach blonde Halberdier. "I was just drafting Saga, hoping for a fat green creature to give my card pool that little extra boost, and then before I knew it everyone was on all fours. That sly Mirari is always working up zany outcomes to the most mundane of whimsies. Now everyone is after my blood like it's some big inconvenience. What can I say? My reputation precedes me. So do my tusks." The instigator said. Thousands of dismayed druid lyricists reportedly won't be destroying enchantments anytime soon, whilst dirty wererats everywhere maintained hilarious confusion of identity.
Krosan hero Kamahl was pleased with his post-post-transformation persona, having found a happy medium of high attack power and trample whilst maintaining his green alignment. "The snout hasn't really hindered me. I still get plenty of ladies." Kamahl said before charging a shrub.
After centuries of height-related ridicule and exclusion from expanions, the dwarven race was in a decidedly vindicated mood monday morning. "Piggy humans." Balthor the Defiled commiserated, cracking open a bottle of champagne with a loose tooth. The event is being hailed as the most drastic change to Magic's creature base since all elves were replaced with Tribal Rootwalla in a scrapped Time Spiral expansion.
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