JAMURAA- The extended post-war trial took another migraine-inducing turn Wednesday afternoon when the Empress of Beasts revealed her defense case to be a proclaimed period of temporary insanity spanning 'nearly 200 years.' Supporting the claim was proven records that she has lived in isolation in the Mwonvuli Jungle since being sentenced to life in house arrest nearly 600 years ago for conspiracy to free ancient vampires.
"The woman is just an idiot. That's the bottom line." General Marhsall Jabari summarized. "How can you trust a man whose head is comprised partially of lava and wears dead vultures on his back? She is a conspirator and warlord against her own nation."
Arbitration is expected to continue Friday morning after a brief recess to evaluate whether Purraj of Urborg, dismissed recently for initiating a rite of song and blood on the court stand, is fit to stand witness.
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