Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tragic Poet Doesn't Understand Why She's In This Game


DOMINARIA- Despite prolonged laryngitis and an eye infection, the Tragic Poet came to speak with us today, communicating in written rhyme.

"A mere townsfolk I am, biding my musing

What this game wants with me, I don't understand

Mana and wizards, it's all so confusing

There's not much more of this I can stand."

After receiving criticism for rhyming "understand" with "stand," the poet went on to explain that as she is simply unmagical, there is no reason she should appear in a card game based around spellcasting. She appreciates her low mana cost and has been assured her ability is worthy of competitive play, but she didn't seem to understand, making a derived moaning noise before falling asleep.
Abbey Matron has expressed similar concern.

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