TERISAIRE- Uncle Istvan is one of only three competitors left in 'I'm A Celebrity...: Bleak, Dark Forest Edition" after taking matters into his own hands last week when he buried a hatchet in Lady Orca's skull and cut off Svitri Scarzam's left foot. "I'm a survivor!" He heckled, skeletal adornments jangling. Fans say his wide-eyed fervor is what has allowed him to make it this far in the competition, but others are protesting that he has the unfair advantage of being an actual resident of the forest. Vying for victory against him are other family figures Mother of Runes and Daughter of Autumn from Ulgrotha. Seen sipping coffee and relaxedly nibbling an apple, respectively, they seem to have a coalition that has protected them from Uncle's wild antics. With Uncle Istvan unable to take damage from creatures and weak to Mother due to being very mono-color, nobody seems to be able to harm the other. Speaking alone with Mother, a different story was revealed.
"I'm going to win." Mother said, a sense of giddiness apparent in her voice. "Daughter's good nature will do her in, it's simple. All I have to do is pay one white mana four times and she'll belly up. I have a swords to plowshares waiting for Istvan, too."
When asked about the irony of her motto stating "My family protects all families" whilst plotting against two of the most family-oriented characters in Magic, she was quick with a response.
"Yes, but Autumn and those daughters of hers have been upstaging me with their 'jump on the sword' mentality since Homelands. And nobody even cares about Homelands! And I don't think Uncle Istvan has ever been an uncle to anybody. He probably just made the name up himself."
For the final game challenge, participants will be asked to don Living Armor, and then take it off.
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