TOLARIA- Environmental experts say that global warming is the cause of a recent biblical plague of locusts that has devastated known patches of the rare black lotus. Analysts say the locusts have effectively added 174,360 mana to their mana pool, but no insights have yet surfaced on what they plan to do with it. Officials at the nearby Academy could not be reached for comment, but we were able to speak to a local farmer, who was only able to criticize the vale's reputed dragon guardians.
"The dragons are always adding one mana to their mana pool. How do you think they can do that? They used to snap up those birds of paradise like popcorn before they all migrated to Ravnica, but now they have to be sneaking in bites of the beautiful lotus. How else do you explain it? It's an addiction problem and it must be mitigated." farmer Barrin said. "I'm watching them!" he added, shaking a rake at the idyllic blue sky.
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